| screw you, i'm in the jungle. |
[06 Feb 2006|04:09am] |
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i hear people have been wondering where i have been.
i don't play on computers because i am in the jungle. i got sick and tired of my life in toronto. too many memories...when i ran away from home, i got a job as a janitor. i couldn't work very long, because the smell of cleaner kind of bugs me.
so now i score every night now with junglechicks. amanda told everybody i was dead. i hate her. i'm not dead, just a little part. i still use my cape.
i miss some of my old friends. especially the ones that made me presents.
Click here to watch 'jungleduck'
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[08 Aug 2005|01:50am] |
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anybody up for a bootycall?
i will peck you in the places you need.
oh yeh.
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| i've been around the block. (not that i need to prove it) |
[20 Jul 2005|08:24pm] |
Kissing:
(x) if youve done it
(x)on the cheek.
(x)on the lips.
(x)on their hands or fingers.
(x)in my room.
(x)in their room.
(x)of the same sex.
(x)of the opposite sex.
(x)younger than me.
(x)older than me
(x)with jet black hair.
(x)with curly hair.
(x)with blonde hair & blue eyes.
(x)with flaming red hair.
(x)with straight hair.
( )smaller/shorter than me.
(x)bigger/taller than me.
(x)with a lip ring.
(x)who was drunk.
(x)who was high.
(x)who I had just met.
(x)who was homosexual.
( )who I didn't really want to kiss.
(x)on a holiday.
(x)who was going out with someone close to me.
(x}who was my good friend's brother or sister.
( }who had been/is in jail.
( }in a graveyard.
(x)at a show/concert.
(x)at the beach.
(x)in a pool, jacuzzi, or some type of water.
(x)who was legally too young/old for me to have sex with.
(x}with dyed hair.
(x}with a shaved head.
(x)who was/is my good friend.
(x)who was/is in a band.
(x}who has tattoos.
(x)who is of a completely different race than me.
(x)in the rain.
( )in another continent besides where I was born.
(x)with an accent.
(x}with an std.
( )on a boat.
(x)in a car/taxi/bus.
( }on a plane.
(x}at the circus/carnival.
(x}with a missing body part.
(x)at the movies.
(x)eskimo style. (rubbing noses!!)
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| you guys are disgusting! |
[20 Jul 2005|07:55pm] |
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I DONT BELIEVE THIS!
THIS IS NUTS!~
WHATS WITH ME AND BAGGAGE?!
OH GOD I HAVE ISSUES.
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[12 Jul 2005|12:09am] |
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mood |
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sometimes the jungle is not enough.
and sometimes the toilet is just another moniker of bad memories.
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[27 Jun 2005|01:13am] |
this is me doing a striptease:
amanda sewed me this shirt for winter...
on the back it says 'do me'.
he wants me so bad, he's my friend with benefits.
look at that smitten look in his eye.
*sigh*
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[02 Apr 2005|12:13am] |
01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song[s]/movie[s]/book[s] remind me of you.
03. Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you of a quote that comes to mind when I think of you.
08. Put this in your journal.
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| tina...................*sigh* |
[02 Apr 2005|12:01am] |
hey sweetpea
chutney wilson says:
hows it goin?
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
okay and you?
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
how was your day?
chutney wilson says:
i have a migrane. but i saw a harmony korine lecture today and it was good, except i also saw a boy that smashed my heart good there too. so that was bad
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
damn...smashed it in the past or you met him and then he smashed it?
chutney wilson says:
smashed it not too long ago
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
that boy we talked about?
chutney wilson says:
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
jungleduck: is it me?
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i think it's you that's avoiding me.... you never call?
chutney wilson says:
no jungleduck. you would never hurt me.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
what's up with that
chutney wilson says:
i love you baby, dont even talk like that. yr the only man fr me. sadly.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i wanna lick your teat until you say sorry for never calling me
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
that's better
chutney wilson says:
i will never say sorry if it means yr gonna suck my tits off.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i like that oh yeh
chutney wilson says:
oh, actually i will. my boobs've been growing since i went back on birth control. and they are really sore.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
dont worry i can tap them until you get used to it
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
oh yeh
chutney wilson says:
hahahaha. i like a little abuse.
chutney wilson says:
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i dont want to go there it's too painful
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
you dont know what it's like....
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i just wanted to pee
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
but he wouldnt leave
chutney wilson says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
he just wouldnt leave
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i like pain a little more as i grow up
chutney wilson says:
i like snuggles and hanging out with people and being peoples friends more and more as i grow up.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i like snuggling people a lot more as i grow up too
chutney wilson says:
i used to be a mega bitch. i used to be so impatient and non-emotional and really terrible and ruthless.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i'm always a mega bitch...people think it's endearing....especially when i get wasted...
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
oh yeh
chutney wilson says:
hahahahahaha.
chutney wilson says:
sometimes people like it. theyre like "i cant have her... ouh! thats so sexy" or something. i dont really understand the thought process.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
yeah...i constantly am around people that i cant have
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
it sucks
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i dont like it...but then i'm like" i dont care.... i dont need you, you're a tard and i am better"
chutney wilson says:
i can pretty much have anyone i want. pretty much.
chutney wilson says:
yeah. im starting to get that no man is good enough fr me.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
and then they try to poke and squish me...and then they try to make me quack and i just cant quack...
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i dont quack for just anyone
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
gawd thats annoying!!!!!!1
chutney wilson says:
yeah. they dont have the magic touch like i do.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
you know how to touch me
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i'm good enough right
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i know im a sleazebag....
chutney wilson says:
hahahahaha. oh man. the washrooms at ryerson have these automatic soap dispensers. and theyre kinda phallic shaped. and they shoot white soap into yr hand, it was hotttttt.
chutney wilson says:
yr good jungleduck. yr almost too much duck fr one woman... almost.
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i can shoot my fluff and puff into your hand
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
oh yeh oh yeh
chutney wilson says:
oh my!
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
*quack quack quack quack*
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
*quack quack quack quack*
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
*quack quack quack quack*
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
oh yeh
chutney wilson says:
hahahahahaha. i u jungleduck
:::broken semaphore::: i am your rockstar boyfriend. says:
i love you....do me. do me like you do you alone
chutney wilson says:
i'll do you the way that id like you to do me.
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| oh yeh...i'm the world's biggest bastard. |
[24 Mar 2005|12:13am] |
I WILL NOT GRANT YOU THE NOVELTY OF LJ-CUT, MY WINGS CANT BEAR THE BURDEN.
ME BY THE COUCHE-TARD!
me and PUSSY.
me getting ready for a big night out....
  
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[07 Mar 2005|01:26am] |
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mood |
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i got so drunk on ben's birthday i got slapped into tomorrow.
i love spending time with my friends.
especially when theyre more unstable than i am.
soon i will post pictures about all the getting laid that happened in montreal...
and then i will take you to a dark corner and jizz my jungle jizz on your neck.
oh yeh.
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| ooooooh yeh. |
[13 Feb 2005|12:07am] |
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mood |
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today i smoked up with when_sedated.
she is one hawt momma,
i'm gonna shack up with a french chick while i am here, i can just feel it.
i cant fight this feeling anymore.
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| whorship. |
[27 Jan 2005|11:34pm] |
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mood |
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music |
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william shatner |
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i wanna make out with you and all of your friends,
and their beings of worship.
oh yeh.
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[21 Dec 2004|03:38am] |
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mood |
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i dont like dogs, they smell my coochie,
if i had one.
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| underwater cigarettes, lalalalalalalala- lah. |
[18 Dec 2004|01:32am] |
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curious |
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music |
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stink mama- junglefoot |
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oh yeh,
i got to see tina tonight, she snuck me into hawksley workman with her.
she is a dream, she makes me want to be all monogamous, hey!
it was a steamy night.
hawksley is my kinda man, thrusting and kicking like that.
i wish i could hit his high notes.
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| cans, you are garbage. |
[11 Dec 2004|11:51pm] |
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mood |
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horny |
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music |
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bill hicks stand up |
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i got into a heated argument with millar tonight.
he makes me cry on the inside.
but i have sweet dreams about mantling myself on a crest spinbrush.
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| oh yeh |
[10 Dec 2004|11:34pm] |
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mood |
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music |
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jay z and beyonce, my ears bleed warmly. |
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i got to do christmas shopping today.
i am awesome at christmas shopping.
who's gonna be on my naughty list this year!
oh yeh!
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| welcome to my journal. |
[30 Nov 2004|01:17am] |
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mood |
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music |
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i love the way you move |
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hi i'm jungle duck.
today i got to sneak on the bus for free.
anyway, i have issues and i hope you want to have sex with me.
i've been really lonely lately.
i cant wait to see you, i want a cigarrette.
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