jungleduck (jungleduck) wrote,
jungleduck
jungleduck

i cybered.

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eraserhead says:
hey there JD
jungleduck says:
hey sweetstuff
eraserhead says:
sup with your bad self?
jungleduck says:
sticking things in my bum
eraserhead says:
sounds like a good time
jungleduck says:
it tends to be pretty nice
jungleduck says:
so what are you doing right now?
eraserhead says:
not sticking things in my bum

...for now
jungleduck says:
nobody writes me emails
jungleduck says:
and i never get invited to the fun parties, maybe i'm just too wild for them
jungleduck says:

eraserhead says:
perhaps so - perhaps they are in such awe that they think you wouldn't be able to calm down for an evg
eraserhead says:
I never get written e-mails either - but that's cuz I have no friends
jungleduck says:
i get wasted too much
eraserhead says:
who are literate
jungleduck says:
we can be pen pals. we could write medium to hard core love letters to each other
eraserhead says:
do you end up so wasted that you let your jungleduck junglewinky flop out?
eraserhead says:
BAYbee!
jungleduck says:
i get that way normally
jungleduck says:
i'm not into consensual sex
eraserhead says:
are you into antisensual sex?
eraserhead says:
or prosensual sex?
eraserhead says:
there you are!
jungleduck says:
yeh.
jungleduck says:
i like all kinds of sex, just not everybody wants to have it with me
eraserhead says:
I, for one, think the jungleduck is a hawt burnin case of love
eraserhead says:
& when I say *love*, I mean *sproi-oi-oing*
jungleduck says:
that's what i say. the girls tend to like me more than boys, they get jealous because they think i'll steal their girls away
eraserhead says:
they *would* think that - but nly cuz your heat can be felt in the next city

do the girls ever get jealous that you'll steal their boys away?
eraserhead says:
I mean, I'll bet that beak could show me a thing or three
jungleduck says:
not really, im a flirter, so i find girls are better at flirting
jungleduck says:
i am good at showing people loving with my beak
eraserhead says:
true - guys are rude - they are all about closing the deal
eraserhead says:
I think good thoughts about the beak
jungleduck says:
yeh, i like to close the deal, but i like to talk about it first, until they cant take it any longer
eraserhead says:
& make them ache for it
jungleduck says:
yeh, even though my beak cant open and close, my pecking style is much to be envied
eraserhead says:
w00w00
eraserhead says:
do you let the girls pick the peck they want, or do you pick the peck they need?
jungleduck says:
i pick the peck they need, and my peck is what they want
eraserhead says:
I am in awe of the jungleduck
jungleduck says:
i have issues
eraserhead says:
what kind of issues?
jungleduck says:
family issues and emotional issues
eraserhead says:
families are families - you hafta know when to ignore them
jungleduck says:
it just burns me up inside. i try not to think about it
eraserhead says:
same with emotions

but that's just my guy-side talking
eraserhead says:
is that why you get wasted so much, do you think?
jungleduck says:
i never thought of it, but it could be the root
eraserhead says:
yeah - being wasted is a nice escape & can get you by in a pinch, but it's like a vacation - nice to visit, but not to live there - sobriety, while unpopular & unfun, can help to deal with the issues at hand
eraserhead says:
</soapbox>
jungleduck says:
i need the fun, im always like the guy who crashes the party even though he's not invited
jungleduck says:
the fun is important
jungleduck says:
it makes me sexier
eraserhead says:
I can feel it
eraserhead says:
I dig your background colours, too - kind of psychedelic & fun, but with only two fo the three primary colours
jungleduck says:
im all red inside.
eraserhead says:
the blue & yellow are the partying escapng your lusciousness & lighting everybody's life?
jungleduck says:
im pretty luscious, yeh.
jungleduck says:
im hot blooded and steamy
eraserhead says:
you are fogging up my monitor
jungleduck says:
and that's my way of spreading it around
jungleduck says:
it's my aura
eraserhead says:
you are so trippy
jungleduck says:
you can wipe it, i dont mind
jungleduck says:
there's more to go around
eraserhead says:
but it's on the inside
jungleduck says:
that's where i want it
eraserhead says:
otherwise I'd just lick it off
jungleduck says:

jungleduck says:
oh yeh...... oh yeh.....

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eraserhead says:
I hesitate to lick the inside of my computer - you know, electricity
jungleduck says:
that's what it'll be like all the time
jungleduck says:
electric
eraserhead says:
I'll pretend my monitor is your hard bod
eraserhead says:
ooo
eraserhead says:
*slurp*
jungleduck says:
yeh....i know you wanna lick me
eraserhead says:
I want you to get all jungle on me
jungleduck says:
hmm, im gonna have to go dry off in a minute
jungleduck says:
i got enough jungle for everyone, dont you worry
eraserhead says:
a'ight
jungleduck says:
it's humid in the jungle
eraserhead says:
oh my
eraserhead says:
you make me sweat
jungleduck says:
that's where britney and xtina film all their music videos
jungleduck says:
in my hot steamy jungle of love
eraserhead says:
you bring out the jungle in them
jungleduck says:
yeh, it was all me, choreographers tell them where to go, and i make them sexy and wet
jungleduck says:
in my sauna
eraserhead says:
that's what jungleduck does best
jungleduck says:
that's what ive been saying
jungleduck says:
see NOBODY LISTENS TO ME!
jungleduck says:
NOBODY LISTENS TO ME!

jungleduck says:
WHY DOESNT ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME
eraserhead says:
if you just let your hawt bod do all your talking for you, EVERYone would be transfixed
jungleduck says:
I HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL AND A BEAK PEOPLE HAVE YET TO CREATE IN A SEX SHOP
eraserhead says:
I know I hunger for your junglebeak love
jungleduck says:
YEH, maybe i just need to let it simmer a while
jungleduck says:
yeh, somebody get me a towel.
jungleduck says:
was it good for you too?
eraserhead says:
& hold in some of that yellow & blue sweetness for the *right* time? the right time is anytime you chat with me
eraserhead says:
it's ALways good for me, babe
jungleduck says:
that's the stuff
jungleduck says:
goodnight . ill dream about you in my jungle, in a leopard patterned bedsheet,
jungleduck says:
on a swan shaped mattress
eraserhead says:
mmmm - groovy - this has been a pleasure in all the right ways
eraserhead says:
til your beak pecks me again
jungleduck says:
yeh, ill do you again.
let me recover - I'm so sore! but never sorry
eraserhead says:
nitez
jungleduck says:
*licks with his jungle beak*
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jungle duck, where've you been?